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THE DAILY GROANER - September 12, 2016

Good Morning Groanies,

The boys and I went out to take care of the grocery shopping the other day.

It was like any other shopping trip. Sean sat in the cart with his little hands ready to grab any and all items that he could reach. Jack was roaming around in search of cereal, toys and various cheeses. I was stressing out about whether or not we needed spaghetti sauce or not. You know, the usual.

When we arrived at the checkout Jack suddenly began to circle the cart. Around and around he went with a shark circling its prey. When I asked him what he was doing Jack immediately stopped and cried out, "I am not a lunatic!"

The cashier looked at me rather shocked and puzzled. So I turned to the cashier and calmly replied, "That's debatable. And we're not going to need these Cocoa Puffs."

Kids do say the darnedest the top of their lungs. Good times!

Groaningly yours,

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*-- Why Would You Think That? --*

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"Of course not, dear." replied the mother, "Why would you think that?"

"The tombstone back there said, 'Here lies a lawyer and an honest man.'"

*-- 61 Days! --*

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The bartender gets curious and walks over to them and asks, "Why are you chanting 61 days?"

One of the three answer, "Because the box said 3-to-6 years!"

*-- Q and A Quickies --*

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