THE DAILY GROANER - Monday, Feb. 11th 2013

Good Morning Groanies,

It sometimes happens to the best of us - writer's block. I really do try hard to come up with funny stories to share with you. Usually life and random stupid people provide me with plenty of ideas, but this week...nothing!

I was talking to Stacy about this and how I don't want to force a column. She comments - "Oh, so you like them to come organically." Immediately three questions came to mind -

1) Is she talking about that over-priced section of the produce department?

2) Is she talking about the instrument that can be heard at churches and baseball parks.

3) Maybe she is talking about my wang?

Hey, a guy can hope!

Groaningly yours,
Steve

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Jokes? Comments? Questions? Email Steve


*-- What's Your Secret? --*
A woman walks up to an old man sitting in a chair on his porch. "I couldn't help but notice how happy you look," she said. "What's your secret for a long, happy life?"

"I smoke three packs a day, drink a case of beer, eat fatty foods, and never, ever exercise," he replied.

"Wow, that's amazing," she said, "How old are you?"

"Twenty-six."


*-- Bad Day at the Course --*
Fred got home from his Sunday round of golf later than normal and very tired. "Bad day at the course?" his wife asked.

"Everything was going fine," he said. "Then Harry had a heart attack and died on the 10th tee."

"Oh, that's awful!"

"You're not kidding. For the whole back nine it was hit the ball, drag Harry, hit the ball, drag Harry."


*-- Q and A Quickies --*
Q: Why did the blonde like the car with a sunroof?

A: More leg-room!


Q: How can you tell that a blonde sent you a fax?

A: It has a stamp on it.

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