THE DAILY GROANER - November 9, 2015

Good Morning Groanies,

Here are a few things to giggle about:

"I'm sure looters don't call it looting. They probably think of it as extreme shopping."
- George Carlin

"She got her looks from her father. He's a plastic surgeon."
- Groucho Marx

"What's another word for Thesaurus?"
- Steven Wright

"When I was born the doctor took one look at my face, turned me over and said, 'Look... twins!"
- Rodney Dangerfield

"You know you're getting old when you stoop to tie your shoelaces and wonder what else you could do while you're down there."
- George Burns

It feels good to giggle, doesn't it?

Groaningly yours,
Steve

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Jokes? Comments? Questions? Email Steve


*-- Q and A Quickies --*
Q: What is the difference between erotic and kinky?

A: Erotic is using a feather... kinky is using the whole chicken!


Q: What is the difference between a hormone and an enzyme?

A: You can't hear an enzyme.


*-- Guess Who? --*
A young and foolish pilot wanted to sound cool and show who was boss on the aviation frequencies. So, this was his first time approaching a field during the nighttime. Instead of making any official requests to the tower, he said: "Guess who?"

The controller switched the field lights off and replied: "Guess where!"


*-- More Q and A Quickies --*
Q: What do 90 year old people smell like?

A: Depends!


Q: Why did the cowboy die with his boots on?

A: Because he didn't want to stub his toe when he kicked the bucket!

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