THE DAILY GROANER - February 22, 2017

Good Morning Groanies,

Let's take things easy today with a quick list of the dumbest questions I overheard over the weekend. Over, over! (Roger, Roger! What's our vector, Victor?)

1. Is that beer you can drink?

2. Why does the Sun have to be so hot?

3. How is your brother related to you?

4. Can I borrow your car, you know, to drive?

5. Are you eating because you're hungry?

6. Did you hear that sound make a noise?

7. Who drove us here?

8. Are you wearing that shirt all day?

9. Do you have any gum to chew?

10. Is her husband married?

And, NO, I did NOT ask any of these questions.

Groaningly yours,
Steve

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*-- Q and A Quickies --*
Q: Why did the boy put candy under his pillow?

A: Because he wanted sweet dreams.


Q: What's the best parting gift?

A: A comb.



*-- Losing Its Bark --*
We have an old tree that became diseased and was losing its bark. We felt it needed a bark transplant and called a tree surgeon. The communication was mangled and when the surgeon arrived, he went to work on a tree across the street. He was halfway done when I noticed the error. I tried to stop him, yelling, "Stop! Stop! You're barking up the wrong tree!"



*-- More Q and A Quickies --*
Q: Why do crabs never give to charity?

A: Because they're shellfish.


Q: Is this pool safe for diving?

A: It deep ends.

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