THE DAILY GROANER - July 27, 2015

Good Morning Groanies,

As I ate my breakfast this morning I began to think about how many people were eating delicious Lucky Charms cereal for breakfast.

Then I looked up from my bowl and said, "Who are you people and who said you could eat my cereal?"

Is that funny? Does that make any sense? Maybe I need more sleep? Maybe I'm not as funny as I think I am? Does it work better if I replace Lucky Charms with Fruity Pebbles? Am I losing my mind?

I'm going to take a nap now.

Groaningly yours,
Steve

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*-- I'm Out Of Gas --*
A man was driving down the road and ran out of gas. Just at that moment, a bee flew in his window.

The bee said, 'What seems to be the problem?'

'I'm out of gas,' the man replied.

The bee told the man to wait right there and flew away. Minutes later, the man watched as an entire swarm of bees flew to his car and into his gas tank. After a few minutes, the bees flew out.

'Try it now,' said one bee.

The man turned the ignition key and the car started right up. 'Wow!' the man exclaimed, 'what did you put in my gas tank'?

The bee answered, "BP!"


*-- What Are You Doing? --*
A blonde is over at this Coke Machine putting fifty cents in, taking the coke, putting it in her pockets, throwing the quarters in, taking the coke, putting it in her pockets, throwing the quarters in, taking the Coke, putting it in her pockets. After a while she has a Coke in every pocket. She keeps going, stacking the Cokes around her on the floor.

Finally, the guy behind her, getting mad, asks her, "What Are You Doing?"

She responds, "Duh, I'm winning."


*-- Q and A Quickies --*
Q: What do you call the moisture generated when a couple from Arkansas has sex?

A: Relative Humidity!


Q: How can you tell when your getting old?

A: You have to marinate your Jello.

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