THE DAILY GROANER - June 29, 2016

Good Morning Groanies,

We have officially moved in! Thanks to organization, careful planning and a strong determination, my family and I have made the transition from one house to another as easy as it could be. It was only two days after the move that a weird thing happened...

When I let my house to come to work on Monday morning, I noticed that someone had throw and it my car with a donut. That's right, a donut!

Just one donut. One lonely donut. Not a box of donuts. Not two or even three dounts. Just one.

Why would someone do such a thing? Was it a mean neighbor welcoming us to the neighborhood? Was someone driving on by, took a bite, realized that this donut was a bit stale and chucked it out of the window? Or was it something as crazy as an upstanding member of the community was enjoying a donut while on his porch or during the trek to retrieve the newspaper when a hawk swooped down and clutched the donut in its razor-sharp talons and absconded with this breakfast pastry and once this predator of the skies discovered it was not a field mouse, rabbit or a slow-moving cat he dropped it for another member of the animal kingdom to dine on at their leisure?

I thought it tasted okay to me.

Groaningly yours,
Steve

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