THE DAILY GROANER - December 30, 2015

Good Morning Groanies,

It's almost 2015! Oh, I'm not ready... or sober enough for that. Please, have a Happy New Year and give me a bit of time to recover. See you Monday and for now enjoy some jokes and such!

Groaningly yours,
Steve

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*-- "Did you see the paper?" --*
Bob opened the morning newspaper and was dumbfounded to read in the obituary column that he had died. He quickly phoned his best friend John.

"Did you see the paper?" asked Bob. "They say I died!"

"Yes, I saw it!" replied John. "Where are you callin' from?"


*-- Little Irish Jokes --*
A ventriloquist is telling Irish jokes in a pub, when an irate Irishman stands up: "You're making' out we're all dumb and stupid. I oughta punch you in the nose."

"I'm sorry sir, I..."

"Not you," says the Irishman, "I'm talking to that little fella on your knee."


*-- Q and A Quickies --*
Q: How do you catch a squirrel?

A: Climb up and tree and act like a nut.


Q: How do you kill a circus troupe?

A: Go for the juggler.

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