THE DAILY GROANER - Monday, Sept. 17th 2012

Good Morning Groanies,

I've noticed, as well as my co-workers, family, and friends, that I have really accumulated quite a bit of gray hair. I used to notice a random gray every now and again, but now they're all over the place.

It doesn't bother me. I actually like it. It makes me look more distinguished... and handsome - if that was possible.

They only think that Salt & Pepper Steve is bothered by is the fact that sporting this hair makes people, especially young people, assume that I'm an old geezer.

Sometimes I'll get random questions asked of me. Questions like: What was it like before there were cars? Were you fooled by Orson Welles' War of the Worlds radio broadcast? Where were you on VJ Day?

Kids, with a great background in US history, can be so cruel.

Groaningly yours,
Steve

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*-- Think About It --*
I am reading a most interesting book about anti-gravity. I just can't put it down.


*-- My Lucky Day --*
"This morning I felt that today was going to be my lucky day. I got up at seven, had seven dollars in my pocket, there were seven of us at lunch and there were seven horses in the seven o'clock race - so I backed the seventh."

"Did he win?"

"No, he came in seventh."


*-- Q and A Quickies --*
Q: What doesn't a ghost need in his house?

A: A living room!


Q: What is the surest way to double your money?

A: Fold it!

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