THE DAILY GROANER - August 10, 2015

Good Morning Groanies,

Today, I am all smiles. I'm happy. I don't really feel like ranting and raving about the stupidity of others. Tomorrow things will probably be different, but for now I'm enjoying life. Call me 'Good Time Charlie!'

Wow, this is what it's like to be calm. It's so... different. But I like it!

Groaningly yours,
Steve

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*-- Marriage Decision --*
A young man was in love with two women and could not decide which of them to marry. Finally, he went to a marriage counselor. The counselor asked, "Please describe your two loves."

"Well, one is a great poet."

"And the other?"

"The other makes delicious pancakes."

"I see. So, you can't decide whether to marry for batter or for verse."


*-- How Are You Feeling? --*
A man is recovering from minor surgery when his nurse comes in to check on him.

"How are you feeling?" she asks.

"I'm okay," he says, "but I didn't like the four-letter word the doctor used during the surgery."

"What word did he say?" the nurse asked.

"Oops."


*-- Q and A Quickies --*
Q: What do you call a bee born in between April 30 and June 1?

A: A maybe.


Q: Know what Paul Revere said at the end of his famous ride?

A: WHOA!

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