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THE DAILY GROANER - August 1, 2016
Good Morning Groanies,
I'm just getting back from my vacation so my mind, body and mind are a little rusty so... here's a very funny joke from a reader with a very high humorousity for funnies and such. Wow, I need to go and lie down. Thanks for reading and writing, but not while driving.
After reading today's Groanies (Monday, July 25) - the following "epiphany" suddenly came to mind: If I built a bar inside of my car, I could DRIVE MYSELF TO DRINK! Pretty good Groanies material, eh? Hahahahaha...
Enjoy the thought!
Thanks for the funny thought. It was a Dee-lite! Yes! I still got it!
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Jokes? Comments? Questions?
*-- Your Brain on Beer --*
A brain walks into a bar and says, "I'll have a beer please."
The barman looks at him and says "Sorry, I can't serve you."
"Why not?" asks the brain.
"You're already out of your head."
*-- A Bad Day at the Course --*
Fred got home from his Sunday round of golf later than normal and very tired. "Bad day at the course?" his wife asked.
"Everything was going fine," he said. "Then Harry had a heart attack and died on the 10th tee."
"Oh, that's awful!"
"You're not kidding. For the whole back nine it was hit the ball, drag Harry, hit the ball, drag Harry."
*-- Q and A Quickies --*
Q: What is a spiders favorite TV show?
A: The newly web game!
Q: What do you call a big Irish spider?
A: Paddy long legs!
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