THE DAILY GROANER - Monday, February 25th 2013

Good Morning Groanies,

So my son Jack took his first steps yesterday. I still can't believe it? He's only 9-months-old. They do grow up so fast.

The best part of this wonderful event was that both my wife and I were there to witness it. Stacy teared up and I began beaming with pride over his first few steps.

I was so happy for Jack. He's such a good boy. His first steps only mean one thing... he's a few steps closer to moving out when he turns 18.

Groaningly yours,
Steve

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Jokes? Comments? Questions? Email Steve


*-- Q and A Quickies --*
Q: When do cannibals leave the table?

A: When everyone's eaten.


Q: What's a King's favorite clothing?

A: A reign coat.


*-- Bad Punny Joke --*
Beau Bridges took a meteorology course in which the instructor was describing how hail is formed -- much higher than the usual rain clouds.

When he asked where specifically it happened, he was told, "Somewhere over the rain, Beau."


*-- More Q and A Quickies --*
Q: Where do mermaids see movies?

A: At the dive-in?


Q: What falls but never hurts itself?

A: Snow.

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