THE DAILY GROANER - January 19, 2015

Good Morning Groanies,

Here are a few random thoughts...

- Whomever or whoever originally uttered the phrase "fight fire with fire" was probably a pyromaniac.

- Do dog lovers always see spots?

- If a coffee mug and a shot glass had a baby would it be a mug shot?

Now, I've thought too much. I must rest. Don't think about my thought too much or you'll need to rest as well.

Oh, I've got extra jokes for you today! Lucky!

Groaningly yours,
Steve

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Jokes? Comments? Questions? Email Steve


*-- How Serious Is It? --*
A distraught patient phoned her doctor's office. "Is it true", the woman wanted to know, "that the medication you prescribed has to be taken for the rest of my life?"

"Yes, I'm afraid so." The doctor told her.

There was a moment of silence before the woman continued, "I'm wondering, then, just how serious my condition is. This prescription is marked 'NO REFILLS!'"


*-- The Worst Book Ever! --*
A blonde stormed up to the front desk of the library and said, "I have a complaint!"

"Yes, Ma'am?" said the librarian looking up at her.

"I borrowed a book last week and it was horrible!"

Puzzled by her complain the librarian asked, "What was wrong with it?"

"It had way too many characters and there was no plot whatsoever!" said the blonde.

The librarian nodded and said, "Ahhh. So you must be the person who took our phone book."


*-- What's He Like? --*
A little boy was lost at a large shopping mall. He approached a uniformed policeman and said, "I've lost my dad!"

The cop asked, "What's he like?"

The little boy replied, "Beer and women with big boobs."


*-- Q and A Quickies --*
Q: What goes up when the rain comes down?

A: An umbrella.


Q: What do you call a surgeon with eight arms?

A: A doctopus! (Or Dr. Octopus!)

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