THE DAILY GROANER - April 16, 2014

Good Morning Groanies,

As my wife says, "You talk too much." So I'm gonna turn things over to you wonderful readers. Here are some recent reader comments...

the 3's are worse! 4's are LOUDER! See, as a kid gets older, they get SMARTER, yep, it's hilarious. enjoy you last month of being in some control. I'll add you to my prayer for sanity I say whenever they are awake. hugs, Merri
[Merri, thanks for the heads-up. And praying for my sanity is kind of a lost cause. Save your strength and just hope I don't get crazier.]


Thanks for the laugh... I can always tell a new parent when they (jokingly) wish away years of a child's life with the aid of a time machine.

Jack may be developing an attitude, but if you think you're having difficulties NOW? Follow Dr. Benjamin Spock's teachings and allow him to grow into his own individual self. After all, who are you to tell him what's right or wrong? Let him make his own decisions!

You and Stacy are the parents. Until Jack is 18? Jack only needs to remember three words: "Yes", "Sir", and "Ma'am". Best of luck, Steve. It's gonna get a lot more interesting over the next few years. -Rick
[I thought all that Spock guy talked about was to "Live long and prosper" and stuff about being logical, right?]


Steve, I hate to tell you but I heard that blonde joke 'To the Moon' 50+ years ago as a Polish joke. -Tom
[I know, that's why I changed it, so you'd finally get it!]

Sorry, I had to throw my comments in with your comments. I can't help it. Thanks for reading and writing me.

Groaningly yours,
Steve

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*-- Q and A Quickies --*
Q: What do you call a fake noodle?

A: An impasta!


Q: How can you make seven even?

A: Remove the 's'!


*-- More Q and A Quickies --*
Q: Why did the Easter egg hide?

A: He was a little chicken!


Q: What do you call a peanut in a spacesuit?

A: An astronut!


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Q: When do ducks wake up in the morning?

A: At the quack of dawn!


Q: Why do pandas like old movies?

A: Because they're in black and white!

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