THE DAILY GROANER - Monday, October 14th 2013
Good Morning Groanies,I always love this time of year. It's especially special because of things like the leaves falling off of the trees, the frigid air, the spooky decorations, haunted houses, creative costumes, trick 'r treating, playing ding-dong ditch, the wedgies, the purple nerples, the wet willy's, getting pantsed, getting pelted with water balloons, toilet papering houses, getting egged, and the old chestnut of "Flaming Bag of Dog Crap on the Porch". Oh, let the good times roll.
Have some fun this fall, but don't forget to be safe. Oh, and remember that no matter how spooky things get there is nothing to be scared of...unless you catch a glimpse of your grandma without her teeth in and her wig on. Now that was scary! I still have nightmares.
Groaningly yours,
SteveJokes? Comments? Questions?
Email Steve*-- Q and A Quickies --*Q: Who did the ghosts elect for their president?
A: Boo-rac Obama!
Q: And who lost that election?
A: Mitt Zombie!
(Jokes from Dave and his daughter Lauren)
*-- Ten Signs That You're Too Old for Halloween --*1. You get winded from knocking on the door.
2. You have to ask someone to chew your candy for you.
3. You ask for high fiber candy only.
4. When someone drops a candy bar in your bag, you lose your balance and fall over.
5. People say, "Great Keith Richards mask!" and you're not wearing a mask.
6. When the door opens you yell, "Trick or..." and you can't remember the rest.
7. By the end of the night you have a bag full of restraining orders.
8. You carefully choose a costume that won't dislodge your hair piece.
9. You're the only Power Ranger in the neighborhood with a walker.
10. You avoid going to houses where your ex-wives live.
(Joke List from Paul)
*-- More Q and A Quickies --*Q: When does a skeleton laugh?
A: When something tickles his funny bone.
Q: Why did the monster eat a light bulb?
A: Because he was in need of a light snack.
(Jokes from Paul)
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