THE DAILY GROANER - February 10, 2014

Good Morning Groanies,

Stacy and I had dinner with my parents the other night. While we were waiting for our meals we got to talking about all of the fun stuff that Jack does and doesn't.

After we were a few minutes into our discussion I asked my dad about the day that I was born. I asked, "Dad, what went through your mind the first time you saw me."

He thought for a few seconds then said, "You reminded me of that gopher guy from the Caddyshack movie."

Immediately, I inquired, "Oh, because I was tiny, cute and wiggling around like I was dancing to Kenny Loggins' 'I'm Alright'?"

"No," he said, "it was because you were so damn hairy."

I love you too, Daddy. Thanks for the electric razor at Christmas.

Groaningly yours,
Steve

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*-- Use Your Imagination --*
A therapist told a woman to use some imagination while making love with her husband to spice things up.

She replied, "You mean like imagine that it's good?"


*-- A Leaky Sink --*
There was a man staying the night in a hotel. He called the front desk and said, "Excuse me, sir, I've got a leak in my sink."

The man at the front desk replied, "Oh, okay, go ahead, but most guests just use the toilet."


*-- Q and A Quickies --*
Q: What is the noisiest game?

A: Tennis, you can't play it without raising a racket.


Q: What kind of school does a carpenter go to?

A: Boarding school.

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