THE DAILY GROANER - Monday, August 13th 2012

Good Morning Groanies,

Here we go ladies and germs! This is the last of the name related emails. Thank you so much for your tales, comments and concerns. Oh, Howard! Don't worry, the Daily Groaner isn't going anywhere. Unless you know something that I don't.

I used to work in a hospital, in the south. We had a little girl named Summer Rainny Knight, no joke. There was a little boy named U2, mom blamed drugs. We had 2 Asian boys named Clint Eastwood ???, & his brother was Jean Cluad VanDamm ??? There was more, but I neglected to right them down. Keep the laughts coming. - Debbie
[I'd give anything to hear those two Asian kids say their name.]

I had a co worker show me her yearbook. She went to school with a kid named Richard Head. You fill in the blank what his nickname was. - Jay
[Was it Richie?]

Steve,
I have some more crazy names for you. Our last name is Sweet. My husband's female cousins were named Really, Always, Forever, and Truly, and they actually went by those names rather than using a middle name. Their brothers' names were Tom & Jerry. - Lu Ann
[Do you think that any of your relatives will name their kid "Nutra"?]

Steve,
Here is one for you. My Mother worked with the nicest guy, his name was: Harry Butt. How about that one? - Sales
[Harry Butt is better than Hugh Jazz.]

Here in Tulsa there were brothers who were builders. Their names were Will and Never Fail from Never Fail Builders. I guess it was obvious why they named the business after Never. - Bob
[Well, you can't start a business like that with a name like Sometimes or Often, could you?]

Thanks again, my wonderful readers, for tickling my fancy. It's been quite some time since my fancy was tickled.

Groaningly yours,
Steve

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*-- Late-Night Lecture --*
An elderly man is stopped by the police around 2 a.m. and is asked where he is going at this time of night.

The man replies, "I am on my way to a lecture about alcohol abuse and the effects it has on the human body, as well as smoking and staying out late."

The officer then asks, "Really? Who is giving that lecture at this time of night?"

The man replies, "That would be my wife."


*-- Waiting Tables --*
A waitress became violently ill while at work and was rushed by ambulance to the emergency room. In typical hospital fashion, she was placed on an examining table and then all but ignored for the next half-hour.

Finally, she noticed a doctor out in the hall and yelled, "Please help me!"

"Sorry," he replied, "it's not my table."


*-- Q and A Quickies --*
Q: How much does a grand piano cost?

A: $1000.


Q: Why do golfers carry two pairs of trousers with them?

A: Just in case they get a hole in one.

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