THE DAILY GROANER - February 17, 2014

Good Morning Groanies,

In my bathroom, next to the toilet, placed on the wall, is a roll of toilet paper. Below it, on the floor, is a vent. The reason I'm telling you this is because whenever Jack is taking a bath and the heat kicks on the TP roll has a tendency to wave... and it freaks him out.

He tells me to do something to stop this waving, but no matter what I try or attempt to explain it to the boy it doesn't do much good.

I had the epiphany to just remove the toilet paper roll all together. Now Jack is at ease during bathtime, but I can never remember where I put the roll when it's needed.

Between us I don't which is scarier, having TP or not having TP?

Groaningly yours,
Steve

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*-- Q and A Quickies --*
Q: What is a pretzel's favorite dance?

A: The Twist!


Q: What's the best thing to put into a pie?

A: Your teeth!


*-- Why Can't You Do That? --*
Jill tells her husband, "Jack, that young couple that just moved in next door seem such a loving twosome. Every morning, when he leaves the house, he kisses her goodbye, and every evening when he comes homes, he brings her a dozen roses. Now, why can't you do that?"

"Gosh," Jack says, "why I hardly know the girl."


*-- More Q and A Quickies --*
Q: What happens when cranberries get depressed?

A: They turn into blueberries!


Q: Why did the police arrest the turkey?

A: They suspected it of fowl play!

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