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THE DAILY GROANER - October 24, 2016
Good Morning Groanies,
This entire month has been crazy for two reasons. The first, every October I try to watch a scary movie every single night to celebrate 31 Days of Horror. And the second, the Chicago Cubs are battling their way to the World Series.
So for the last few weeks my life has been nothing but horror movies and baseball. And now I think my mind has been irreversibly warped.
The other night, Stacy and I were watching Game 5 of the MLB National League Championship Series; The Cubbies were in LA playing the Dodgers. During the game I noticed a ghoulish figure in the stands behind home plate. I thought it was a zombie so I yelled, "Ah, ZOMBIE!"
Stacy said, "Is it the creepy looking guy behind home plate?"
I nodded while hiding under a blanket.
Stacy laughed and said, "Oh, honey. It's only Larry King."
Great! Now, before I go to sleep, I have to check my closets and look under my bed to make sure Larry King is not under there. I am freaking out over here!
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Jokes? Comments? Questions?
*-- Q and A Quickies --*
Q: Why do witches fly around on broomsticks?
A: Because vacuum cleaners are too heavy!
Q: What do you call a fat vampire slayer?
*-- More Q and A Quickies --*
Q: How does a girl vampire flirt?
A: She bats her eyes.
Q: What do you get when you cross Bambi with a ghost?
*-- Even More Q and A Quickies --*
Q: What do you call two witches who share a broom?
A: Broom mates.
Q: What happens when a ghost haunts a theatre?
A: The actors get stage fright.
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