THE DAILY GROANER - September 10, 2014

Good Morning Groanies,

Here's a great joke that Clean Laffs Joe told me.

Q: What's On the TV Tonight?

A: Dust.

I laughed so hard that I think I peed a little. I don't know why I brought that up. I guess it's a good way to determine just how funny a joke can be. Clean Laffs Joe is a joke whizz! That joke was so funny I guess I sprung a leak!

Okay, I'll stop.

Groaningly yours,
Steve

P.S. Did you miss an issue? You can read every issue from the Gophercentral library of newsletters on our exhaustive archives page. Thousands of issues, all of your favorite publications in chronological order. You can read AND comment. Just click GopherArchives

Jokes? Comments? Questions? Email Steve


*-- Bug Problem --*
One night, as he finished his last beer, Joe's doorbell rang. He answered the door and found a six-foot cockroach standing there. The bug grabbed him by the collar and threw him across the room, then left.

The next night, the doorbell rang, and found the same six-foot cockroach standing there. The big bug punched him in the stomach, then left.

The same thing happened the next night. This time, he was kneed in the groin and hit behind the ear as he doubled over in pain. Then the big bug left.

The following day, Joe went to see his doctor. He explained the events of the preceding four nights. "What can I do?" he pleaded.

"Not much" the doctor replied. "There's just a nasty bug going around."


*-- Q and A Quickies --*
Q: What did the necktie say to the hat?

A: You go on a head. I'll hang around for awhile.


Q: What is a tree's favorite drink?

A: Root beer.


*-- More Q and A Quickies --*
Q: What kind of vegetable do you get when a giant walks through your garden?

A: A squash.


Q: What tree is karate champion?

A: Spruce Lee.

***
Missed an Issue? Visit the Daily Groaner Archives