THE DAILY GROANER - March 23, 2016

Good Morning Groanies,

Today's column features a great joke sent in by the 5-year-old daughter of one of your fellow readers.

Q: Why did the policeman go to the bathroom?

A: He needed to do his duty.

It's official; 5-year-olds are funnier than me. Like most of you didn't think that already.

And feel free to send in your jokes, or jokes made up by your 5-year-old.

Groaningly yours,
Steve

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Jokes? Comments? Questions? Email Steve


*-- You're In Good Health --*
Doctor: You're in good health. You'll live to be eighty.

Patient: But, doctor, I am 80 right now.

Doctor: See, what did I tell you.


*-- I'm Not Sure --*
Two friends were discussing the public trend towards more traditional family values, sex, marriage, etc.

Ralph said, "I didn't sleep with my wife before we were married, did you?"

"I'm not sure" said the friend, "What was her maiden name?"


*-- Q and A Quickies --*
Q: Who invented fractions?

A: Henry the Eighth.


Q: Why do girls rub their eyes when they get up in the morning?

A: Because they don't have any balls to scratch.

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