THE DAILY GROANER - Wednesday, Sept. 12th 2012

Good Morning Groanies,

The other day I overheard a conversation about someone's kid not wanting to pick up his toys. They said that they tried everything to get the little guy to clean up, but nothing seemed to be working.

When asked if the boy did any other "cleaning" duties they said that he did like to clean the cat's litter box and throw out dead bugs that he had discovered in the house.

At that point I felt compelled to speak up and offer the answer to this situation. I told these folks, "Hey, I've got the perfect solution - just cover the kid's toys with cat crap and dead bugs. That will get them picked up."

Hey, problem solved!

Groaningly yours,
Steve

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