THE DAILY GROANER - Monday, July 1st 2013

Good Morning Groanies,

First, congratulations to the Chicago Blackhawks for winning the Stanley Cup and for an unbelievable season of non-stop, heart-pounding, adrenaline-fueled hockey!

Second, welcome to July and the decline of summer.

And lastly, thanks to all for helping to determine the defecation policy for police horses. In a vote of 12 to 3, we have come to the conclusion that police horses are allowed to drop a steaming pile of justice wherever they damn well please.

And as a bonus, here are a few of my favorite crappy comments...

They crap on the street and the rider calls the station and a guy that is payed to pick up crap comes and picks the crap up. I sure hope they use the crap to fertilize the roses. LOL. Hate to waste. The crap. -moms12747

crap all over the streets! -PSWESTBEAC

What can I say? My readers know their shit.

Groaningly yours,
Steve

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*-- Old Ladies and the Flasher --*
Three old ladies were sitting on a park bench talking amongst themselves when a flasher came by. The flasher stood right in front of them and opened his trench coat.

The first old lady had a stroke. Then the second old lady had a stroke. But the third old lady... she couldn't reach that far.


*-- The Talking Cow --*
A man's car stalled on a country road one morning. When the man got out to fix it, a cow came along and stopped beside him. "Your trouble is probably in the carburetor," said the cow.

Startled, the man jumped back and ran down the road until he met a farmer. The amazed man told the farmer his story.

"Was it a large red cow with a brown spot over the right eye?" asked the farmer. "Yes, yes," the man replied.

"Oh! I wouldn't listen to Bessie," said the farmer. "She doesn't know a thing about cars."


*-- Q and A Quickies --*
Q: What did the blonde name her pet zebra?

A: Spot.


Q: Why do Blondes wear earmuffs?

A: To avoid the draft.

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