THE DAILY GROANER - October 1, 2014

Good Morning Groanies,

Yesterday morning, a FedEx delivery dude was at my door with a package under his arm. I answered the door, complete unaware at the time, wearing only boxer shorts and white tube socks. Usually, in these types of situations, I'll throw on a robe or a dressier pair of socks, but today it just slipped my mind. He didn't seem to notice or I just didn't notice if he noticed or not.

Then the guy asked me to sign for the package, but I misunderstood and thought that he asked me, "What's your sign?" So I scribbled out Sagittarius and thanked him for the delivery, and then off he went.

Once I came to my senses I realized that this probably wasn't the weirdest thing that Mr. FedEx had seen - and I definitely need to get some new underwear because maybe he was actually asking me about my package. We may never know.

Groaningly yours,
Steve

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*-- A Classic Bar Joke --*
A man walks into a bar with a slab of asphalt under his arm and says: "A beer for me please, and one for the road."


*-- On The Late Night Bus --*
A drunken man gets on the bus late one night, staggers up the aisle, and sits next to an elderly woman.

She looks the man up and down and says, "I've got news for you. You're going straight to hell!"

The man jumps up out of his seat and shouts, "Oh man, I'm on the wrong bus!"


*-- Q and A Quickies --*
Q: What doesn't a ghost need in his house?

A: A living room!


Q: What is the surest way to double your money?

A: Fold it!


Q: Why couldn't the sesame seed leave the gambling casino?

A: Because he was on a roll.


Q: How do you start a book about ducks?

A: With an introducktion.

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