THE DAILY GROANER - Wednesday, June 26th 2013

Good Morning Groanies,

Here's something completely random - Stacy and I were having a conversation the other night and we couldn't agree on whether or not police horses wear some sort of diaper or do they crap all over willy-nilly? Random, right?

We're curious. We want to know. If you know the answer to our inquiry, please, don't keep it a secret. Email Steve

Groaningly yours,
Steve

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Jokes? Comments? Questions? Email Steve


*-- Two Lawyers and A Lady --*
Two attorneys were walking out of a bar and a beautiful young lady walks by.

One attorney turns to his associate and comments, "Boy, I would like to screw her!

The other attorney thinks for a second and said, "Out of what?"


*-- Does It Work? --*
A lady walked into a pharmacy and spoke to the pharmacist.

She asked: "Do you have Viagra?"

"Yes," he answered.

She asked, "Does it work?"

"Yes," he answered.

"Can you get it over the counter?" she asked.

"I can if I take two," he answered.


*-- Q and A Quickies --*
Q: Why did the stoplight turn red?

A: Wouldn't you if you had to change in the middle of the street?


Q: What is the blonde doing when she holds her hands tightly over her ears?

A: Trying to hold on to a thought.

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