THE DAILY GROANER - Wednesday, Nov. 9th 2011

Good Morning Groanies,

Did you ever know someone who sported facial hair for a long time and then one day shaved it off? Then, after they shaved it off you couldn't get used to the fact that they did have the facial hair that they were know for having on their mug? You try and you try, but you just can't seem to see them the same way as you did before. It seems like it would be easy, but it's not.

Did that ever happen to you? That happened to me.

I still can't see my grandma the way I used to see her.

Groaningly yours,
Steve

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*-- The Sex Talk --*
A noted professor was asked to give a talk on "Sex".

When he was introduced he stood up and said, "Ladies and gentlemen it gives me great pleasure........."

And then he sat down promptly.


*-- Your Witness --*
ATTORNEY: ALL your responses MUST be oral, Okay? What school did you go to?

WITNESS: Oral.


ATTORNEY: What gear were you in at the moment of the impact?

WITNESS: Gucci sweats and Reeboks.


ATTORNEY: Are you sexually active?

WITNESS: No, I just lie there.


*-- Q and A Quickies --*
Q: If you are American in the kitchen, what are you in the bathroom?

A: European.


Q: What do you call a man with a car on his head?

A: Jack.

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