THE DAILY GROANER - May 2, 2016

Good Morning Groanies,

Here's a random thought that I had the other day. I was wondering why a stick of gum is a long, narrow rectangle. Who decided that? Was it even up for a discussion?

What I don't get is, why a rectangle? Why not a triangle or a hexagon?

That's it! I'm gonna take chewing gum into a new direction. I will make it my mission to make all gum a flat circle. A simple flat circle about the size of a silver dollar. The shape may change, but the flavor remains. Oh, that's an awesome tagline for the ad campaign.

Come on, that's a slice of fried golden idea I got there, right? Hey, patent pending!

Groaningly yours,
Steve

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*-- Q and A Quickies --*
Q: Why is my Uncle Energizer in jail?

A: Battery.


Q: What do bees chew?

A: Bumble gum.


*-- Anything You Want --*
A man came home from work and was greeted by his wife dressed in a teddy.

"Tie me up," she purred, "and you can do anything you want."

So he tied her up and went out for a round of golf.


*-- More Q and A Quickies --*
Q: What happens if you get a gigabyte?

A: It megahertz.


Q: What's the difference between a beer and a booger?

A: A beer goes on the table, a booger goes under it.

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