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THE DAILY GROANER - May 2, 2016
Good Morning Groanies,
Here's a random thought that I had the other day. I was wondering why a stick of gum is a long, narrow rectangle. Who decided that? Was it even up for a discussion?
What I don't get is, why a rectangle? Why not a triangle or a hexagon?
That's it! I'm gonna take chewing gum into a new direction. I will make it my mission to make all gum a flat circle. A simple flat circle about the size of a silver dollar. The shape may change, but the flavor remains. Oh, that's an awesome tagline for the ad campaign.
Come on, that's a slice of fried golden idea I got there, right? Hey, patent pending!
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