THE DAILY GROANER - Wednesday, Nov. 21st 2012

Good Morning Groanies,

Tomorrow is going to be a great day. It's the one day a year that I can wear my biggest, stretchiest pair of pants without fear of ridicule or judgment. I can't wait to eat 'til I can't stand under my own power. I really don't even need utensils, I just need hands and teeth. Good food, good meat, I'm hungry, let's eat!

Have a Happy Thanksgiving and be sure to save some room for dessert... and a joke or two. Then laugh until gravy shoots out of your nose. Hey, it's more fun than it sounds.

Now, on to the main course...

Groaningly yours,
Steve

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Jokes? Comments? Questions? Email Steve


*-- Q and A Quickies --*
Q: Why didn't the turkey eat dessert?

A: He was stuffed!


Q: Which side of the turkey has the most feathers?

A: The outside!


*-- More Q and A Quickies --*
Q: What sound does a space turkey make?

A: Hubble, hubble, hubble.


Q: What do Hippies put on their Thanksgiving potatoes?

A: Groovy!


*-- Even More Q and A Quickies --*
Q: Why did they let the turkey join the band?

A: Because he had the drumsticks!


Q: What's the best thing to put into a pumpkin pie?

A: Your teeth!

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