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THE DAILY GROANER - July 13, 2016
Good Morning Groanies,
Why does it have to be so hot? I don't remember it ever being this hot last summer; Do you? People that say that they'd rather be hot than cold are just plain nuts!
It's so hot that I'm starting to sweat when I'm inside buildings with air conditioning. It's so hot I sweat when I think about sweating. It's so hot my sweat sweats.
This heat is really starting to get to me. Now I'm feeling crabby, uncomfortable, tired, upset, uneasy, worrisome, angry, bewildered, befuddled, sticky, distracted, unicorn, beef, stapler, wedding ring, sloppy joe, hat trick, wing, leg, butterscotch, biscuit, muffler, coffee, cheese-puppet, chalk-mask, mailbox, wizardry, bottlecap, nose-hair, Kenny Rogers, hickory, bacon, speed-bag, sandwich, webbing, puppy, bone, Alf, tower, button...
What happened? I think this heat is really starting to get to me.
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A: At a pawn shop.
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A blonde, a brunette and a redhead went into a bar and ordered their drinks from the bartender.
Brunette: "I'll have a B and C."
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Brunette: "Bourbon and Coke."
Redhead: "And, I'll have a G and T."
Bartender: "What's a G and T?"
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Blonde: "I'll have a 15."
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Blonde: "7 and 7."
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