THE DAILY GROANER - July 30, 2014

Good Morning Groanies,

I can't believe that the 'Summer 2014' is almost over. I did as much as I could to enjoy it. I had a barbecue. I cut my grass. I went swimming. I watched a few fireworks displays. I wore shorts and sunglasses. I even complained about just how hot and humid it was outside. There is only so much you can do during the summer. Ah, summertime.

Now, I shall prepare for the coming of Fall 2011. I know it's not August yet, but mark my words... It's right around the corner. Get your coats and long pants ready!

Groaningly yours,
Steve

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Jokes? Comments? Questions? Email Steve


*-- Q and A Quickies --*
Q: Why is it so hard to fool a snake?

A: Because you can't pull its leg.


Q: Why did the watch stop?

A: He was running fast all week.


*-- More Q and A Quickies --*
Q: How do you know when you're really a loser?

A: When a nymphomaniac says, "Let's just be friends."


Q: When you divide the circumference of a jack-o-lantern by it's diameter, you get...

A: "Pumpkin Pi"


*-- Even More Q and A Quickies --*
Q: How much does a grand piano cost?

A: $1000.


Q: Why do golfers carry two pairs of trousers with them?

A: Just in case they get a hole in one.

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