THE DAILY GROANER - Wednesday, Oct. 19th 2011

Good Morning Groanies,

Hey, I bet you didn't know that I was a big computer screen star. Well, I'm not really a big star, by any means, but I do appear in several videos that are produced for PulseTV.com!

My newest online video appearance features me, a stuffed monkey, a bowl of hot soup, a duel challenge, not to mention a fantastic pair of Fleece Gloves (which are available now from PulseTV.com)

Click Here to Check Me Out

Check this one out and see if you can guess which one in the video is me! I'll give you a hint - I say my own name in it. Oh, and be sure not to miss my "Jazz Hands."

Let me know if you like it and if you'd like to see more videos like this one.

Groaningly yours,
Steve

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*-- Roadside Emergency --*
A car breaks down along the motorway one day, so the driver eases it over onto the shoulder of the motorway. He jumps out of the car, opens the trunk, and pulls out two men in trench coats.

The men stand behind the car, open up their coats and start exposing themselves to the oncoming traffic. One of the worst pile-ups in history occurs.

When questioned by police why he put two deviates along the side of the road, the man replied, "I broke down and was just using my emergency flashers!"

*-- Doctor, Doctor... --*
Patient: "Doctor, Doctor, I think I am a dog."

Doctor: "Lie down on the couch."

Patient: "I can't. I'm not allowed on the furniture."

*-- Q and A Quickies --*
Q: Why did the casino's black-jack person go see a shrink?

A: He couldn't deal with it any more.


Q: Why did the magazine editor go see a shrink?

A: He had some issues.


Q: How much do pirates pay for their earrings?

A: A Buccaneer!


Q: Why did the boy blush when he opened the fridge?

A: He saw the salad dressing!

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