THE DAILY GROANER - June 6, 2016

Good Morning Groanies,

Sean's 1st birthday was last week. I can't believe my baby boy is not a baby anymore. I'm so happy, but a little sad, too.

I know it's only been a year, but Sean has grown up so much. From his first smile to his first steps, so much has happened. He's growing up so fast. Too fast for my money.

I love my little guy. He's not a little guy, now. And he's not quite a big guy. I guess, at this point, he would be considered a medium guy.

I can't wait to get home to spend some time with Medium Sean...and Big Jack, too! I love my boys.

Groaningly yours,
Steve

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*-- A Man and His Dog --*
A blind man walks into a store with his seeing eye dog. All of a sudden, he picks up the leash and begins swinging the dog over his head.

The manager runs up to the man and asks, "What are you doing?!"

The blind man replies, "Just looking around."



*-- Noticed Your Eyes --*
A policeman pulls a man over for speeding and asks him to get out of the car. After looking the man over he says, "Sir, I couldn't help but notice your eyes are bloodshot. Have you been drinking?"

The man gets really indignant and says, "Officer, I couldn't help but notice your eyes are glazed. Have you been eating doughnuts?"



*-- Q and A Quickies --*
Q: How does a physicist exercise?

A: By pumping ion!


Q: Why does someone who runs marathons make a good student?

A: Because education pays off in the long run!

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