THE DAILY GROANER - February 1, 2016

Good Morning Groanies,

Here's a random thought...

Whomever, whoever, or whatever originally uttered the
phrase "fight fire with fire" was probably a pyromaniac.

Think about it.

Groaningly yours,
Steve

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Jokes? Comments? Questions? Email Steve


*-- Losing Her Sense of Humor --*
My wife seems to be losing her sense of humor for no apparent reason. Why just the other day, she got mad when she announced that she was going to the beauty parlor.

I asked, "Are you going in for an estimate or are you going to get the work done?"


*-- Breaking and Entering --*
A man went to the police station wishing to speak with the burglar who had broken into his house the night before.

"You'll get your chance in court," the desk sergeant told him.

"No, no, no!" replied the man. "I want to know how he got into the house without waking my wife. I've been trying to do that for years!"


*-- Q and A Quickies --*
Q: What do you call a dog with no hind legs and steel testicles?

A: Sparky.


Q: What do you call a huge pile of cats?

A: A Meowtain!

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