THE DAILY GROANER - October 26, 2015

Good Morning Groanies,

I feel really old today. Old as in cheese, not wine. If you think you're teetering towards geezerdom, here are a couple of ways to determine whether or not you need to bust out the white belt.

1. Professional atheletes are significantly younger that you.

2. You turn on a top 40 radio station and you don't recognize a single song or group; and you wonder what happened to disco.

3. Reality TV used to be 'Cops'.

4. Remember when you didn't have to mortgage your house to see a movie, a concert, or a sporting event.

5. Remember a time when people didn't really share their opinions, pictures, and other useless info with their supposed friends; if I'm your friend why would you bother me with this crap? I don't care that you just had the best cheeseburger of your life, and that Vivian was with you. Just put your hands in your pockets and leave everyone alone.

Besides feeling old, I'm really crabby, too!

Groaningly yours,
Steve

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*-- An Apple A Day --*
They say, "an apple a day, keeps the doctor away." But, you have to throw it really hard!

(Joke courtesy of Jeff)


*-- Q and A Quickies --*
Q: What did the baby ghost eat for dinner?

A: A boo-loney sandwich!


Q: What's a vampire's favorite animal?

A: A giraffe!


*-- Reader Comments --*
Steve; Somehow I do not believe Amish jokes will ever catch on unlike the ethnic jokes we all enjoyed in a pre-political correctness era. Is it funny to suggest that an Amish computer virus is gunk on the abacus? Naaaah! Is it funny to say that the Amish mathematician's solution to constipation is to work it out with a pencil? Naaaaah! Yo Amish mama is so ... oh never mind! Trust me; an Amish joke book will end up in the book store's bargain bin. -- R.S.R.
[Amish jokes are the best jokes to tell online because you don't worry about backlash. And for the record, I really enjoy the movie 'Witness' with Harrison Ford.]

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