THE DAILY GROANER - March 24, 2014

Good Morning Groanies,

Everyone has a dream job. I have a few that I don't mind sharing here today. Here's a list of my dream jobs.

1. Mattress Tester
2. Moon Howler
3. Pool Boy
4. Professional Laundry Folder
5. Movie Critic
6. World Renown Bad Dancer
7. Ref At Women's Mud Wrestling
8. Video Game Player
9. New Cereal Tryer Outer
10. Drunken Bowler

These all seem like excellent career choices. Wouldn't you like to get paid for one of these jobs? What are your dream jobs?

Groaningly yours,
Steve

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Jokes? Comments? Questions? Email Steve


*-- I'm A Dog --*
A man walks into a doctor's office and says, "Doc, you have to help. I think I'm a dog."

The doctor says, "How long have you had this feeling?"

The man responds, "Ever since I was a puppy."


*-- I Got Two Orders --*
The salesman reported back to his boss after several weeks on the road and said, "All I got was two orders."

"What were they? Anything good?"

"Nope," the salesman replied. "They were 'Get out!' and 'Stay out!'"


*-- Q and A Quickies --*
Q: What does a blonde owl say?

A: What, what?


Q: What did the blonde name her pet zebra?

A: Spot.

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