THE DAILY GROANER - Monday, Dec. 24th 2012

Good Morning Groanies,

'Twas the night before Christmas and here are some more of those crazy street names that you wonderful readers sent to me. Enjoy, be merry and have a happy holiday!

1. Shavehead Lake Street
2. Buttriggin Rd.
3. Skunk Misery
4. Lois Lane
5. Jacobs Ladder
6. GOA WAY
7. Sesame Street
8. Moo Cow Road
9. Possum College Rd.
10. Powder Keg Drive

Remember, only two more issues before 2013. Hey, wasn't the world supposed to end... or did I miss it? I miss everything.

Groaningly yours,
Steve

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Jokes? Comments? Questions? Email Steve


*-- Q and A Quickies --*
Q: What nationality is Santa Claus?

A: North Polish.


Q: What do you call a snowman in the summer?

A: A puddle!


*-- More Q and A Quickies --*
Q: What do elves learn in school?

A: The elf-abet.


Q: What is the cleanest reindeer called?

A: Comet.


*-- Even More Q and A Quickies --*
Q: What do reindeer say before telling you a joke?

A: "This one will sleigh you!"


Q: Why does Santa go down the chimney?

A: Because it soots him!

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