THE DAILY GROANER - April 29, 2015

Good Morning Groanies,

Here's a really funny joke that Stacy sent me. I hope you like it.

My wife and I were sitting at a table at my high school reunion, and I kept staring at a drunken woman swigging her drink, as she sat alone at a nearby table.

My wife asks, 'Do you know her?'

'Yes,' I sighed. 'She's my old girlfriend. I understand she started drinking right after we split up those many years ago, and I hear she hasn't been sober since.'

'My God!' says my wife. 'Who would think a person could go on celebrating that long?'

So you see, there really are two ways to look at everything.

Groaningly yours,
Steve

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*-- During A Concert --*
A band director was standing outside on a metal ladder during a concert, when a thunderstorm broke out.

Amazingly, he wasn't hit by lightning, but the music was awful - it seems he just wasn't a very good conductor.


*-- A Leaky Sink --*
There was a man staying the night in a hotel. He called the front desk and said, "Excuse me, sir, I've got a leak in my sink."

The man at the front desk replied, "Oh, okay, go ahead, but most guests just use the toilet."


*-- Q and A Quickies --*
Q: Why did the computer need a jacket?

A: Because it kept freezing.


Q: What did the mother skunk say to her teenage skunk?

A: Don't stink and drive.

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