THE DAILY GROANER - June 18, 2014

Good Morning Groanies,

I was watching one of those travel shows and it made me think about going to an exotic place overseas. Then I began to reminisce about the trip Stacy and I took a few years ago to Aruba.

The trip was great, but the thing that really stuck out to me was customs. My mind tends to wander.

Whenever you return from traveling overseas you always have to go through customs and customs always asks if you have anything to declare. I always respond with, "I am awesome in the sack!"

Hopefully, the customs officials will laugh, but it usually ends with me being taken into custody and searched. Hey, it's a small price to pay for a laugh... and a thorough searching.

Groaningly yours,
Steve

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*-- 61 Days! --*
Three blondes have just finished a jigsaw-puzzle so they decide to celebrate by going out. They walk into a bar chanting, "61 days! 61 days!"

The bartender gets curious and walks over to them and asks, "Why are you chanting 61 days?"

One of the three answer, "Because the box said 3-6-years!"


*-- We're Lost! --*
A group of hikers were being led through the wilderness by a guide. On the third day, the hikers noticed that they had been traveling in circles.

"We're lost!" One of the hikers complained.

"And you said you were the best guide in the United States."

"I am," the guide answered, "but I think we may have wandered into Canada."


*-- Q and A Quickies --*
Q: What did the fish say when he hit a wall?

A: Dam!


Q: What did one undertaker say to the other?

A: Pass me another cold one.

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