THE DAILY GROANER - Wednesday, Aug. 14th 2013

Good Morning Groanies,

I just learned how to text message. I know, I'm a little behind on the times. Even though I can text message now that doesn't mean that I still don't hate it. I'm aware of the convenience of it. It's nice to let someone know a piece of important info in seconds without having the noisy interruption of a ringing telephone.

Damn you, text messaging! I've be enchanted by your siren song. I'll text, never in the car, and when I do I'll always use the correct punctuation and spelling. And you'll get no lols from me (except for just then).

I feel so dirty. Text messaging... you've broken me.

Groaningly yours,
Steve

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Jokes? Comments? Questions? Email Steve


*-- Working Hard --*
Two guys were working for the city. One would furiously dig a hole, then the other would come behind him and quickly fill the hole. They were drenched in sweat. A man watching from the sidewalk couldn't believe how hard they were working, but also couldn't understand what they were doing. Finally he said: "I'm confused. You dig a hole and then your partner comes behind you and fills it up again!"

The digger leaned on his shovel and replied, "Oh yeah, it must look funny. You see, the lazy jackass who plants the trees is sick again today!"


*-- A Joke That Doesn't Deliver --*
Bob: Want to hear a joke about the letter with no stamp?

Frank: Sure.

Bob: Oh, never mind. You'd never get it!


*-- Q and A Quickies --*
Q: What's the difference between Big Foot and an intelligent man?

A: Big Foot's been spotted several times.


Q: What do you get when you cross a snake and a kangaroo?

A: A jump rope!

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