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THE DAILY GROANER - July 6, 2016

Good Morning Groanies,


What a great 4th of July weekend!

I, as always, had a little too much fun, but it's cool, I'm sure that my eyebrows will grow back in a few weeks like they always have after the crazy, goofy and kooky shenanigan filled three-day weekend.

It was so crazy, goofy, and kooky that I woke up naked, covered in pancake batter, handcuffed to a wooden leg with nobody wearing it. Good times!

I hope you had fun too!

Groaningly yours,
Steve


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Jokes? Comments? Questions? Email Steve


*-- Q and A Quickies --*

Q: What is the best hand to write with?

A: Neither - it's best to write with a pen!


Q: What was the gangsters last words?

A: Who put that violin in my violin case!



*-- Location, Location, Location --*

The shopkeeper was dismayed when a brand new business much like his own opened up next door and erected a huge sign which read BEST DEALS.

He was horrified when another competitor opened up on his right, and announced its arrival with an even larger sign, reading LOWEST PRICES.

The shopkeeper was panicked, until he got an idea. He put the biggest sign of all over his own shop-it read... MAIN ENTRANCE.



*-- More Q and A Quickies --*


Q: What does a blonde owl say?

A: What, what?


Q: What did the blonde name her pet zebra?

A: Spot.

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