THE DAILY GROANER - June 9, 2014

Good Morning Groanies,

I forgot to have breakfast this morning. I was running late to work and I just couldn't put anything together to calm my growling stomach.

However, while driving to work I put my head out the window and opened my mouth. I swallowed a big bug of some kind. Hopefully, it will carry me until lunch. And best of all, it was free!

Groaningly yours,
Steve

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*-- I'll Get Too Tired --*
The baby pigeon said, "I can't make it; I'll get too tired."

His mother said, "Don't worry; I'll tie a piece of string to one of your legs and the other end to mine."

The baby started to cry.

"What's wrong?" said the mother.

"I don't want to be pigeon towed!"


*-- Don't Mime Me --*
A young lady was a theater major applying for fall semester classes. At the end of the busy day she goes back to her dorm and enters in a huff of anger.

"What's wrong, Shelly?" Asks her roommate.

"Well, all the acting classes are filled. I couldn't even get into Mime class."

"Why not?"

"How should I know? You can't get a word out of those people!"


*-- Q and A Quickies --*
Q: What rock group has four men who don't sing?

A: Mount Rushmore.


Q: Why didn't the oyster share the profits from his pearl?

A: He was shellfish.

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