THE DAILY GROANER - Wednesday, March 6th 2013

Good Morning Groanies,

I hope that you are enjoying yourself. (Oh, come on! You know that's not what I meant.)

Let's start over. You're probably ready for a vacation, right? Well, I hope you get to vacation, the sooner the better.

Speaking of vacations. I have a great idea for the perfect vacation. I want to go to Bermuda. After a few days of relaxing I want to charter a boat and head into the mysterious Bermuda Triangle... in search of treasures from the past.

Once these treasures are in my possession I will then go to the Antiques Roadshow or that show Pawn Stars and then I'll get incomprehensible riches. Sounds good, eh?

Why hasn't anyone else thought of this rather profitable plan?

Groaningly yours,
Steve

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Jokes? Comments? Questions? Email Steve


*-- Something Wrong With Your Back --*
Quasimodo goes to a doctor for his annual checkup.

"I think something is wrong with your back," the doctor says.

"What makes you say that?" Quasimodo asks.

"I don't know," the doctor replies. "It's just a hunch."


*-- How About That Dance? --*
A rather awkward freshman finally got up the nerve to ask a pretty junior for a dance at the homecoming. She gave him the once-over and said, "Sorry, I won't dance with a child."

"Please forgive me," responded the underclassman, "I didn't realize you were pregnant."


*-- Q and A Quickies --*
Q: What did the fisherman say to the magician?

A: Take a cod, any cod.


Q: Why don't you ever see chickens in the zoo?

A: Because they can't afford the admission.

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