THE DAILY GROANER - June 20, 2016

Good Morning Groanies,

Yesterday was Father's Day. As a dad that has a dad I was thinking...if a daddy longlegs doesn't have any kids is he still a daddy longlegs?

Think about it!

Groaningly yours,
Steve

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*-- Q and A Quickies --*
Q: What's the difference between a poorly dressed man on a tricycle and a well dressed man on a bicycle?

A: Attire.


Q: Why did the A go to the bathroom and come out as an E?

A: Because he had a vowel movement.



*-- Can I Use The Car? --*
A young man comes home and says, "Dad, just got my driver's license and would like to use the family car."

Father replies, "Okay, son. But, first, you have to get good grades in school, keep your room clean, make the yard is neat, and cut your hair. Come back in a few months and then we'll see."

Well, several months pass and the young man comes into the house with his report card in his hand. "Dad, I got great marks on my report card. I've been keeping my room as neat as a pin, and the yard is always ship-shape. How about letting me use the car?"

Father replies, "That's all true, but son you didn't cut your hair."

Son says, "But, dad, Jesus had long hair."

Father replies, "Yes, son, you're perfectly right. And he walked everywhere he went."



*-- More Q and A Quickies --*
Q: Why did the cow jump over the moon?

A: Because the farmer had cold hands.


Q: What's the difference between Big Foot and an intelligent man?

A: Big Foot's been spotted several times.

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