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THE DAILY GROANER - August 10, 2016

Good Morning Groanies,


Stacy is getting ready to go back at school. A new school year means molding the minds of tomorrow.

We're talking about high school here. That place is nothing but a breeding ground for all kinds of traumatic situations and experiences that can start a reputation or end them.

This is the time when one has to deal with things like peer pressure, cliques, clothes, hairstyles, friends, bullies, homework, grades, and what table you should sit at during lunch. And that's just the stuff that the teachers have to deal with...

I can't imagine what the kids go through.

Groaningly yours,
Steve


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Jokes? Comments? Questions? Email Steve


*-- Q and A Quickies --*

Q: Where is baseball mentioned in the Bible?

A: In the big inning.


Q: What's the best way to call a mean gorilla?

A: Long Distance.



*-- Games For The Elderly --*

1. Sag, You're it

2. Pin the Toupee on the bald guy.

3. 20 questions...shouted into your good ear.

4. Kick the bucket

5. Red Rover, Red Rover, the nurse says Bend Over.

6. Doc, Doc, Goose.

7. Simon says something incoherent.

8. Hide and go pee.

9. Spin the Bottle...of Mylanta

10. Musical recliners.



*-- More Q and A Quickies --*

Q: What's brown and rhymes with Snoop?

A: Dr. Dre!


Q: Why does Snoop Dogg carry an umbrella?

A: Fa drizzle.

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