THE DAILY GROANER - Wednesday, April 17th 2013

Good Morning Groanies,

Here's my random thought of the day: Why would you name a sandwich shop Subway? Are actually subways known for their $5 dollar foot longs? Would you ever purchase and eat a sandwich from a place associated with subterranean transportation? Am I losing my mind or am I just hungry? Is there a doctor in the house?

If you'd like to share your random thoughts with me, feel
free. Just click here and Email Steve. That's me!

Groaningly yours,
Steve

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Jokes? Comments? Questions? Email Steve


*-- Three Tough Rats --*
Three rats are sitting at the bar talking bragging about their bravery and toughness.

The first says, "I'm so tough, once I ate a whole bagful of rat poison!"

The second says, "Well I'm so tough, once I was caught in a rat trap and I bit it apart!"

Then the third rat gets up and says, "Later guys, I'm off home to harass the cat."


*-- The Formula for Water --*
One day, a young boy was asked by his teacher to tell him what the chemical formula for water was.

The boy replied with, "H-I-J-K-L-M-N-O".

The Teacher was stunned. "That's not right, how did you come up with that?"

The boy said, "Last week you said it was H2O!"


*-- Q and A Quickies --*
Q: What is a teacher's favorite kind of music?

A: Class-ical!


Q: What do you get when you cross an elephant with a kangaroo?

A: Holes all over Australia!

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