THE DAILY GROANER - May 30, 2016

Good Morning Groanies,

Not only is this Memorial Day weekend, it's also my anniversary. Yes, yesterday was my seventh wedding anniversary to the most amazing woman in the world.

Stacy has been a trooper putting up with me for all this time. She is the sweetest, most loving, caring, bravest person I have ever known. She brave because when I asked her out and to marry me she said, "Yes." I love her so very much.

I hope that your weekend is going as great as mine; and you're spending it with someone wonderful.

Groaningly yours,
Steve

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*-- Money In Heaven --*
A 10 dollar bill, a 5 dollar bill, and a 100 dollar bill all die and go to heaven.

God sees the 1 dollar bill and says he's been good, so he let him in.

He also let the 5 dollar bill in for being good.

When the 100 dollar bill went up to him, God said, "Hmm, well I never see YOU in church."



*-- My Wife Thinks She's A Chicken! --*
A man runs to the doctor and says, "Doctor, you've got to help me. My wife thinks she's a chicken!"

The doctor asks, "How long has she had this condition?"

"Two years," says the man.

"Then why did it take you so long to come and see me?" asked the shrink.

The man shrugs his shoulders and replies, "We needed the eggs."



*-- Q and A Quickies --*
Q: Why did the three little pigs leave home?

A: Their father was an awful boar.


Q: Why did the crab cross the road?

A: To get to the other tide?

(Joke courtesy of Kylee)

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