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THE DAILY GROANER - September 7, 2015

Good Morning Groanies,

I was going through some old notebooks of mine and I discovered a joke that I had written when I was nine. Get ready for a laugh from the past.

A husband and his wife are having dinner when the husband begins to choke. Frantically, the wife calls out, "Is there a doctor in the house?"

A man walks up to her and says, "Yes, I'm a doctor."

The wife pleads with the doctor, "Please! Please do something to help my loving husband!"

The doctor walks over to the bar and grabs a soda and then brings it to the choking man.

"How is a soda going to help my husband? I thought you said you were a doctor?" the wife asks.

The doctor looks at her and says, "I am. I'm Dr. Pepper."

Hey, I was nine. It's still better than any cruise ship comedian you'll ever hear.

Groaningly yours,

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*-- Row, Row, Row Your Boat --*

Two blondes were driving along a road by a wheat field when they saw a blonde in the middle of the field rowing a row boat.

The driver blonde turned to her friend and said "You know - it's blondes like that that give us a bad name!"

To this, the other blonde replies, "I know it, and if I knew how to swim, I'd go out there and drown her."

*-- A Duck, A Deer, and A Skunk --*

A duck, a deer, and a skunk were having a drink in a cafe, when the owner asked for the money.

"I'm not paying," said the duck. "I've only got one bill and I'm not breaking it."

"I've spent my last buck," said the deer.

"Then the duck'll have to pay," said the skunk. "Getting here cost me my last scent."

*-- Q and A Quickies --*

Q: What animals are on legal documents?

A: Seals!

Q: What is it that even the most careful person overlooks?

A: Their nose!


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