THE DAILY GROANER - Monday, Dec. 26th 2011

Good Morning Groanies,

December 26th is always the Christmas Recovery Day (and Boxing Day in Canada). Since I was a kid, Christmas has always gone by so fast. It's over before you really even got the chance to appreciate and enjoy it. It's probably the quickest day of the year. Afterwards, your just exhausted. The only thing that is going to help is a little R&R.

Today I am going to relax, watch a few movies, eat food straight from the box, can or bag, refuse to put on pants and then maybe take a nap.

It's quite a life, I know. So take it easy today and remember that New Years is a week away, so rest up now!

Groaningly yours,
Steve

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*-- Prepare For A Bad Pun --*
This guy has been working as a bag boy in a supermarket for five years.

One day the supermarket gets new orange juice machines, and the bag boy is real excited and asks the manager if he can work the juice machines.

The manager says no.

The bagger says, "But I've been working here for 5 years, why can't I run the juice machines?"

The manager goes, "I'm sorry, son, but, baggers can't be juicers."


*-- TOP 10 OLD FOLKS PARTY GAMES --*
1. Sag, You're It!

2. Pin the Toupee on the Bald Guy

3. 20 Questions Shouted into your Good Ear

4. Kick the Bucket

5. Red Rover, Red Rover, the Nurse Says Bend Over

6. Doc, Doc Goose

7. Simon Says Something Incoherent

8. Hide and Go Pee

9. Spin the Bottle of Mylanta

10. Musical Recliners


*-- Q and A Quickies --*
Q: Who did the mortician invite to his party?

A: Anyone he could dig up!


Q: Which president was least guilty?

A: Lincoln. He is in a cent.

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