THE DAILY GROANER- October 5, 2016

Good Morning Groanies,

Stacy and I decided to make the house look a little more festive for Halloween. So I had to venture into the creepy crawlspace and drag out our big box of Halloween decorations.

We didn't put anything up last year so we couldn't remember what was in the box, but I noticed the top of the box was labeled with big, bold letters - SCARY STUFF. So your guess is as good as mine.

After removing a model haunted house, a ghostly picture frame, and several Halloween themed bear figurines I discovered an old pair of my tighty whities. Confused, as usual, I asked Stacy what these were doing in there she responded, "I don't know. What did the top of the box say?"

Groaningly yours,
Steve

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