THE DAILY GROANER - Wednesday, June 22nd 2011

Good Morning Groanies,

A co-worker told me that her son asked her if she had ever made a fake ID. She was honest with her boy and told him that she did not, but when she was 18 years old she bought one.

She told me that he asked her the reason why she did this and she said it was because she wanted to get into a bar to drink with her friends.

"Did it work?" he asked.

With a note of reminiscence in her voice, she responded, "Yep. It sure did."

Then I said, "Hey, you should have told him that it did in fact work because you're standing here next to me."

Then, with a thick layer of sarcasm, she said, "Oh, did I tell you this story before?"

Groaningly yours,
Steve

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+-- The Cop and the Juggler --+
A juggler, driving to his next performance, is stopped by the police.

"What are those machetes doing in your car?" asks the cop.

"I juggle them in my act."

"Oh, yeah? says the doubtful cop. "Let's see you do it."

The juggler gets out and starts tossing and catching the knives. Another man driving by slows down to watch. "Wow," says the passer-by. "I'm glad I quit drinking. Look at the test they're giving now!

+-- The Waiting Game --+
Whenever my aunt went to the doctor, she would complain to me about the long delay she always endured. One day, when my aunt's name was finally called, she was asked to step on the scale.

"I need to get your weight today," said the nurse.

Without a moment's hesitation, my aunt replied: "One hour and 45 minutes!"

+-- Q and A Quickies --+
Q: What kind of vehicle do you drive if you are leaving a prostitute?

A: Tahoe.

Q: How do two psychiatrists greet each other?

A: You are fine, how am I?

Q: How do you make a milkshake?

A: You sneak up behind a glass of milk and yell "Boo!"

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