Saturday, April 20, 2013

Greetings fellow Bizarros:

"No Way You Live. No Way."

"I AM THE LAW!"

"Do you feel lucky? Well, do ya, punk?"

"Go ahead, make my day."

"Yippe-ki-yi-yay, Motherfucker."

These are the lines I imagine the cop in today's story was reciting in his mind when he terrorized a teenager in line at a McDonald's drive up window in Georgia.

Some people just shouldn't have guns, and this asshole is one of them. The incident took place earlier this week when the line at the McDonald's drive-thru was moving particularly slow.

Off-duty officer Detective Sgt. Scott Biumi, 48, of the DeKalb County Police Department had apparently had enough. Leaping out of his car he approached the vehicle at the head of the line, a pickup truck being driven by a local, 18 year-old high school senior, and reaching through the open window stuck his gun in the kid's face.

"And we were waiting on them to cook the food," said the teenager, "and the cop -- I didn't know at first that he was a cop -- pulled up behind us and waited two or three minutes.... And he got out and started yelling at us, 'Stop holding up the drive-thru line.' He walked back over to his car, got back in, and I said, 'Sorry for the inconvenience, Sir.' And he goes, 'Who has the loud mouth?' And I was, like, 'I said that.' He's like, 'Well, you never know who you're messing with. And there's some crazy people out there.' And that's when he pulled the gun on me, and kept on yelling at me for about thirty more seconds. And then walked off."

Then the man got back into his car and drove away.

The teen and his two friends who were also in the truck got the tag number and description of the man's car.

Forsyth County Sheriff's deputies arrested Biumi and booked him in the Forsyth County jail. He was released the next day on a $22,000 bond.

The DeKalb County Police Chief has since placed Biumi on administrative leave with pay while the case is investigated.

Administrative leave WITH PAY! Pull a gun on a kid and get a paid vacation. How do I get that job? There are plenty of kids I would love to pull a gun on and I could use a paid vacation.

There is security camera video of the incident from McDonald's online if you want to look it up.

Bizarrely,
Lewis

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* Bus drivers to strike over tight uniform pants *
MARSEILLE, France - Bus drivers in a French city said they will go on strike because, among other grievances, the uniform pants they are required to wear are too tight. The drivers, who work for the public transport authority in Marseille, said Friday the company's 1,600 employees will strike for 24-hours June 3 because they don't approve of "the quality, the color or the fit" of their new uniform pants, The Local.fr reported Friday. "I won't be wearing them," a Marseille bus driver told the La Provence newspaper. "You'd think we work for [car repair company] Speedy! The shirts are alright, but these pants are far too tight." CGT union leader Bernard Gargiolo said union leaders are upset they weren't consulted in choosing the uniforms. "The employees don't want to wear a uniform that was chosen unilaterally by [RTM's] management, without taking into account the reflections of our clothing committee," Gargiolo said.


*-- Record-breaking Texas bass may be only one of thousands --*
HOUSTON - A 12 1/2-pound bass caught in Texas may be only the first of thousands of record-breaking fish sportsmen can expect to catch, researchers say. The fish, hooked recently in an East Texas lake, has been genetically linked to a 14-pound largemouth bass caught in December 2004 in a lake 450 miles to the south, the Houston Chronicle reported Friday. Jerry Campos caught the 14-pound fish on Falcon Lake in Laredo near the Mexican border. The bass, later named ShareLunker370, was entered into a program at the Texas Freshwater Fisheries Center in Athens, Texas, in which fishermen share their prize catches with others. At the center, ShareLunker 370 bred with a female bass that produced 12,699 fingerlings. Some of them were retained at the center but 173 offspring were released into Lake Naconiche in East Texas. There's where the 12 1/2-pounder was caught by Allen Lane Kruse, whose catch set a water-body and catch-and-release record. The center releases fingerlings into more than 60 reservoirs in Texas, so another record-breaking catch is probably just waiting to be pulled out of the water.


*-- READER COMMENTS --*
Lewis, Poison Ivy does make your penis swell up bigger too. -daniel
[I think it would be easier to lose a little weight and trim your pubes.]

Hey Lewis, maybe that 86 year old man who brawled with that woman invader for 8 hours didn't realize he was 'old.' -Stan (84 years old)
[I don't know...how often does an 86 year-old-man get to roll around with a woman who is 40 years younger than him? He might have been enjoying himself.]

Dear Lewis: I believe that instead of describing the older gent as "stubborn" I would say "determined not to be a victim" so often individuals think that the older folks are weak and frail, but some can sure "Kick Butt" when they need to! -barry

Looking for some use for poison ivy? Try planting lots of it along the US/Mexico border. Maybe THAT will deter some of the illegal immigrants. If not, it will at least make it easier to ID them. Susanne, Altoona, PA

Hi Lewis, In reference to the two articles about Poison Ivy, I beg to differ with the second one. I know many people think Homeopathy is quack medicine, however, a doctor (yes, MD w/license and all) prescribed it in a homeopathic dose for her RA. Both her pinky fingers were bending sideways. Within three months they had straightened out and the bending has never returned. The med is called by its Latin name, Rhus toxicodendron. Just thought I would share this with you. -Tommy

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